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ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

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hughskinnernet:

Throwback Thursday, from almost exactly one year ago:

‏@Jamiemuscato Models one and all… @killiandonnelly @andycoxon1 #hughskinnersperfectfacefinallyontwitter 

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v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

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giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

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tssfxx:

foulmilk:

but it’s like
100% girls r hot
an 23% boys r hot

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO REALIZE HOW FUCKING TRUE THIS IS

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gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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